Discovering Makeup – Uncovering Confidence
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I wish this video was a joke, but it isn’t 😉 Welcome to StoryTime at my house! Remind me never to purchase any more books that have the word CAR or BEAR! My Itty Bitty is surely going to have a Boston accent!
Tall Dad was obviously impressed by the plethora of tools available in my car. At least I have jumper cables. Does everyone else have a massive collection of tools in their car at all times?
Who knew my uterus yeap, thats a diagram of a uterus. was a flux capacitor…. they do kinda look the same shape though…right? Turns out, my pregnant belly was more like a time machine – back to 1983! Why? Because, aside from the few freckles on his cheeks, And the squinty eyes when he more »
Sorry that I haven’t written in a while. I’ve been dealing with a severe lack of sleep. Seriously, you should see the amount of concealer that I need to wear under my eyes to make myself halfway presentable. It’s disgusting. I feel like Joan Rivers on a bad surgery day.Ugh. It’s been getting bad lately. more »
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*Disclaimer: The following article is not representative of Mary Larsen’s thoughts or values, and she is not liable for the views expressed in the following commentary. In other words, don’t blame her for what this moron says. I never wanted to be a dad. Nope. Not even a little bit. I enjoyed the simple things more »
God bless her heart, Mary chose to have a natural birth. So, if you’re wife wants to go the drugs route, then some of this post will apply to you. For all of you poor bastards whose wives plan on traveling the Thin Red Line of natural birth, I’m about to learn you somethin’ fierce. more »
*Disclaimer: The following article is not representative of Mary Larsen’s thoughts or values, and she is not liable for the views expressed in the following commentary. In other words, don’t blame her for what this moron says. My gorgeous wife, the author of this wonderful blog, has asked me to contribute to her venture. Originally more »
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